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Which church will Obama attend? - 11/14/2008 8:37:19 PM   
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Dear Mr. President-elect,


No doubt you have a lot of big decisions associated with your upcoming move to Washington. What school (public or private) should the girls go to? Who should be the new Secretary of State? Goldendoodle or corgi? But there's also the little matter of finding a new church. When you resigned your membership at Trinity United Church of Christ in the spring, you said you would wait until after the election to worry about finding a new church home. But the moving vans will be pulling up to the White House before you know it, and I understand that with two wars and a crumbling economy to deal with, you may not have had time to focus on where to worship. So I've done some research to help you make this very important decision.



Interesting Time magazine article about which church Obama should attend. It is obvious it is written with some humor.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/14/2008 11:00:54 PM   
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I'm sure there's a mosque somewhere in DC

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/14/2008 11:10:38 PM   
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I would imagine, considering the flak Obama expereinced about Jeremia Wright, he would be a little abrehensive about attending a similar church.

He may decide not to attend a chuch, like Reagan, but not necessarily for the same reasons. However, there are his daughters to think about.

It's hard to say.
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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/14/2008 11:31:54 PM   
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One that supports abortion and same sex unions... Another apostate church...

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 8:43:28 AM   
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Probably not the one in which the pastor, black, called Obama Senator Tarzan ( meaning that the black people who voted for Obama were unthinking apes ) and the "n" word.

I think Obama might just start his own....hmmmm.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 8:57:50 AM   
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Probably not the one in which the pastor, black, called Obama Senator Tarzan ( meaning that the black people who voted for Obama were unthinking apes ) and the "n" word.

I think Obama might just start his own....hmmmm.


The article also suggests he should start a home base church. The church according to Obama. OR maybe the church according to Oprah and Obama.... the OOOOOOOO church.




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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 8:58:55 AM   
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The Church of Oprah where Jesus is just a nice guy.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 8:59:58 AM   
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I don't thinbk Oprah's church has room enough for two huge egos

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 9:18:34 AM   
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I don't thinbk Oprah's church has room enough for two huge egos


She sure seems to like Eckhart Tolle....

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 9:22:13 AM   
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Oh, please Oprah worships Obama, so does Gail ( BF). I caught a glimpse yesterday and they have magizine covers, with Obama and photos, and Gail said she had an Obama shrine in her house. Obama is their new Jesus.
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I don't thinbk Oprah's church has room enough for two huge egos


She sure seems to like Eckhart Tolle....


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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 9:23:14 AM   
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Oh, please! Oprah worships Obama, so does Gail ( BF). I caught a glimpse yesterday and they have magizine covers, with Obama and photos, and Gail said she had an Obama shrine in her house. Obama is their new Jesus.
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I don't thinbk Oprah's church has room enough for two huge egos


She sure seems to like Eckhart Tolle....



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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 10:43:35 AM   
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Obama will attend if and where it is most politically expedient for him.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/15/2008 11:29:31 AM   
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Obama will attend if and where it is most politically expedient for him.

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This is probably the most accurate statement regarding this issue.
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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/16/2008 11:13:25 PM   
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Obama will attend if and where it is most politically expedient for him.

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This is probably the most accurate statement regarding this issue.

Agreed. It will probably be a church that's more emergent and/or new age influenced.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/16/2008 11:43:21 PM   
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If his "church" believes the way he does then it certainly will not be a christian one...no matter the sign out front.

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RE: Which church will Obama attend? - 11/17/2008 10:20:42 AM   
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My guess is that he will join the Al Gore Ecumenical following.
It's perfect for his universal placating tendencies.

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